May 2013
i bought a switchblade in mexico!
im home
Countdown to vacation: 26.5 hrs
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“Im gonna take a nap” aka “Im gonna lay here with my eyes closed for 10 min”
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Lots of people tell me they want me to be their pet and put me in their pockets
Yesterday my coworker said that, and said she’d feed me cigarettes
Kind of like reverse cinderella I can never hang out before 10pm
April 2013
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I bought glow in the dark nail polish and it has brought me immeasurable joy
